On Sex:

(You have to be 18 to read this [unless you're like me and give no fucks about when you pop your cherry. Mad respect, young blood])

Kegels. Tantric Meditation. Soft-palate exercises. There, now you can fuck like a porn-star and never contact me again about why your relationships aren't working.

Seriously, do those three things and you'll never leave your partner's mind. Don't care if you're gay, straight, bisexual, transgender--- just--- fuck their brains out and try not to be mean. Having partners isn't a difficult thing to do. Just don't be a selfish dumb-ass and people will gravitate toward--- well, the realm of fetishes is kind of wide so let's not get into that Pandora's Box.

All the same, just learn how to do 3 things if you want to keep naked people coming around trying to flatter you.